Wait for Disneyland's Club 33 up to 18 years

Wanting to get a membership to Disneyland's ultra-exclusive Club 33? Hope you're patient. According to OC Weekly, the wait time for the park's "secret" club now stands at 18 years, possibly longer. Located in the New Orleans Square portion of the park, next to the Blue Bayou Restaurant, Club 33 has only 480 members at any given time, who enjoy perks such as free park admission for themselves and guests, and access to the Club's upscale dining options. In addition, members can enter the unassuming entrance — marked only by a small "33" placard — and enjoy something not available anywhere else in the park: alcoholic beverages. Prices for membership range from $10,400 to $27,500, not including $3,275 to $6,100 in annual fees, but don't let the prices get you down — membership has been closed since April 2007, when the average wait time hit 14 years. For more info, visit the Unofficial Club 33 website.